BRIEF EINES BAYERN AN DIE NASA
GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN
THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE
WORLDROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER.
I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME.
SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME.
SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BURGERMASTER.
BUT I WANT NOT BE BURGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH
THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH.
AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE
MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT
IN
YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD
KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE.
AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE...
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG
SCHROTGUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT.
A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS
WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE
MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD.
AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HAHAHA). WE WILL KRINGEL
OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HOHOHOHOHO)!
IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE
SUN SHINES EVERYDAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.
WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
XAVER
GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN
THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE
WORLDROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER.
I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME.
SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME.
SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BURGERMASTER.
BUT I WANT NOT BE BURGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH
THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH.
AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE
MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT
IN
YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD
KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE.
AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE...
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG
SCHROTGUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT.
A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS
WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE
MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD.
AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HAHAHA). WE WILL KRINGEL
OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HOHOHOHOHO)!
IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE
SUN SHINES EVERYDAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.
WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
XAVER
(liegt zwar geologisch mittendrin, aber wir Franken sind da echt eigen!)